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Six Things You Can Do with Two Stones:
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Six Things You Can Do with Two Stones
Take one red and one blue stone.
Put them in your shirt.
Pretend you have breasts.
Now put them in a pot of water.
Boil for three and one half hours.
Remove from heat. Notice how the
boiling stops. Now you know how
to cure boils.
Put the stones in your shorts.
They are still hot.
Pretend they are testes.
Remove them quickly before
getting burned. This is how to
get your rocks off.
Spread them with mayonnaise--one red and
one blue stone spread with white mayonnaise.
This is patriotism.
Cut your chest open and
put the stones inside.
Now eat them.
You are eating your heart out.
Throw the stones away.
You never knew them.
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